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JUNIOR ADVENTURERS SOCIETY

wonder * wander * explore

WHAT IS GOING ON WITH THE FISH'S?
Check out the About Us page to learn more...About us

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"B1"

Boy, 10

-Runs into things frequently, but never the same objects twice, so there's that.


Strengths

  • Chucking rocks in rivers

  • Pokemon

  • Animal Facts

  • Big Brothering

Weaknesses

  • Food that requires chewing

  • Sleeping past 5:30am

  • Roaring in public spaces

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"B2"

Girl, Age 7

Wants to be in food service when she grows up, just like her idol Chef Boyardee

Strengths

  • Cuteness

  • Snazzy Dresser

  • Smart-ass mouth

Weaknesses

  • Smart-ass mouth

  • Going to sleep before midnight

  • Beef-a-roni

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MOM

Female, Age undisclosed (it rhymes with "Morty")

Voted "Most Likely to Adopt 30 Small Woodland Animals that 'Would have died without me, Andrew!' in High School.  

Strengths

  • Crafting

  • Loving

  • Life-Partner Selecting

Weaknesses

  • Toe Stubbing

  • Slumberkins (the next Beanie Babies?)

  • Vintage Crap Shacks

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DAD

Male, Ageless

Recently developed a cure for the mundane....Quitting your job!

Strengths

  • Fishing

  • Hair Growing

  • Witty Witticisms

Weaknesses

  • @ttention to Detiail

  • Roadside Tacos

  • Good puppies in need of belly scratches

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